my nose is out of joint

have you ever tried, i mean _really tried_ to look up the inside front part of your own nostril? It takes mirrors, spatial awareness and breath control. then there's the light issue.
as luck would have it, i am getting a boil in my nose, and its welling and hurting and just plain contorting the damn shape. damn those quacks. i have been on antibiotics four times and they keep coming back. i'm starting to believe i have MRSA.
athe silver lining is that now, instead of ranting and bitching about all the other, really significant fucking irritations in my world, i can truthfully and simply say, "my nose is out of joint".

ho ho. sometimes i just crack myself up.